*Thinking* OK, I get it. I can't say I'm convinced, but I'll play along for now
Izumi
A Freaky Friday switcheroo, huh? And how did this ridiculous situation come about?
Makoto
Well, that's why we brought ourselves here! So that we can explain the situation. But we didn't expect Sena-senpai to be here, too.
Makoto
We came here hoping to talk to Ritsu-senpai. He'd know what to do.
Ritsu
What, me? Well, I guess you could say I'm acquainted with the supernatural.
After all, I'm a vampire in the flesh, after all.
Ritsu
Besides, I'm tired from all the Knights stuff we've been having to do since we went mainstream.
Ritsu
Secchan, you should help them out, too. It's not like we have anything better to do. We should take care of our precious juniors.
Izumi
What do you mean "have nothing better to do?" As you can see, I'm actually quite busy practicing on my own right now, thank you very much.
Izumi
But then again, putting Kasa-kun aside, I am concerned about Yu-kun. It'll be a waste of time if I nitpick over every little thing, right?
Izumi
Now, let's get to fixing this so it can be over and done with.
Izumi
So let me get this straight. You there, you're Kasa-kun?
The "you" that Izumi uses is あんた (anta), which is a rather insulting way of addressing someone.
Makoto
Yes. What is there to even get straight? All my movements and behavior screams out high-class.
Izumi
What? Isn't it normal to be a little suspicious? I mean anyone can pretend to be silly Kasa-kun just by acting a little bit elegant.
Tsukasa
....! Gawd, what is up with this condescending―
Makoto
How rude of you! You need be a little more polite, Sena-senpai. What you just said isn't just an insult to me, it's an insult to the Suou family!
Makoto
Am I right, Yuki-senpai? How degrading of him....This guy's always talking me down like this!
Tsukasa
Uhh? Ah, yeah, that's right....?
Tsukasa
No, you're completely right! Izumi-san, if you always act so Cynical, you're just gonna end up being disliked!
Izumi
Hmph. I don't care if the whole world hates me. I know I'm the best and that's all that matters.
Makoto
Where do you even get this self-confidence from....?
Izumi
Whatever, let's get back problem at hand. And so you over there, you're Yu-kun?
Tsukasa
Yes, sir―I mean, yup! I'm Izumi-san's beloved Yu-kun, all right! Spoil me all you want!
Izumi
What're you talking about? I thought you hated my spoiling you.
Izumi
Did you have a change of heart? I'm seriously confused here....
Izumi
Exactly how do you want me to be?You gotta be clear, it's Super Irritating.
Ritsu
(Oh no, Secchan's starting to get irritated....)
Ritsu
(Well, "his" acting isn't so great, I guess we should continue on with the plan.)
Ritsu
I get that you're confused, but there's no use arguing now. Let's go back to fixing the problem at hand.
Ritsu
I mean, I'm the one they came all the way to seek help from So, I'll be the one asking the questions now.
Ritsu
Secchan, be a sport! Be quiet and let me handle it from here.
Izumi
Yup, got it. I mean it seems like it's none of my business to begin with. I guess I can go home now?
Tsukasa
No, don't leave, Izumi-san. Our plan's gonna fail then―
Makoto
*Cough* OK. Let the humble me explain what exactly took place to lead to this situation.
Makoto
Time and place was this morning. Yuki-senpai and I were sleeping together in the nap roomー
Izumi
OK, stop right there. Sleeping together? Exactly why were you two sleeping together?
Izumi
That's just cruel, Yu-kun. Even though treat me like a pest and keep your distance from me.
Makoto
That's not it. I mean, I don't think that's it. He just doesn't really like all that lovely-dovey, touchy-feely stuff. You have to admit, it's a little disturbing.
Tsukasa
Yeah, I mean we're all guys here. It's weird to be so close together.
Tsukasa
However, back to the situation, all the futons were taken, so we had no choice but to share one.
Makoto
Yes. At first, we were in separate futons, but then after tossing and turning, we ended up in the same one.
Makoto
Yeah, it was an accident and completely unintentional.
Izumi
Wait a second, before you continue, what do you mean 'nap room'?
Izumi
We have one of those here?
Izumi
I thought if we wanted to stay the night, we needed to get permission from the school. Then we can take a practice room, and put a futon in there.
Ritsu
Oh actually, Anzu got the OK to put in a nap room a while ago.
Ritsu
She got permission from the Student Council so we can even stay the night there if we want.
Ritsu
This way, the school can see who's staying overniight at a glance.
Ritsu
Eichan finally gave the OK on a couple conditions.
Ritsu
Then he took an empty practice room, gave it the name 'nap room,' put the necessary things in, and opened it up to the rest of the school.
Ritsu
If you wanna stay the night, you do have to pay a small fee. But it honestly doesn't cost much.
Ritsu
The school part-timers regularly wash the futons and clean the room.
Ritsu
There's also a heating and cooling system installed. It's super comfortable and I use it all the time!
Izumi
Hmm, Anzu's really working her butt off even though it's right before the SS event.
Izumi
Well, whatever. It's good that we have more facilities. It'll come in handy for me, too.
Izumi
Well, Kuma-kun, you've always been saying that you'd like a warmer place to sleep,
Izumi
Since you're always sleeping outside on the grass.
Ritsu
Yup. And Anzu thought so, too. She even let me stay there for free at first.
Ritsu
But then they started charging a fee to stay there.
Ritsu
Anyhow, it's nice of her to set something up like this. It's much better than sleeping outside and catching a cold.